GODZILLA (Blu-ray DVD Review)
Image: 1080p High Definition, 2.40: 1 Aspect RatioSound: English 5.1 DTS HD Master Audio
Features: Visual Effects Commentary, Behind-The-Scenes of Godzilla with Charles Caiman, All Time Best Godzilla Fight Scenes, “Heroes” Music Video by The Wallflowers, The Ultimate Godzilla Multi-Player Trivia Game, Digital Copy
With 2012 currently destroying more landmark locations and monuments at multiplexes, Sony has put out Godzilla on Blu-ray, a film from the same “creative” genius as 2012 and other films that love to destroy buildings and landmark monuments (The Day After Tomorrow, Independence Day). That would be director Roland Emmerich, a filmmaker who for some reason doesn’t get the flak Michael Bay gets for blowing stuff up, destroying locations, and for the fact he makes worse movies.
1998’s Godzilla is a great example of how lazy Emmerich is in the art of brain-dead entertainment. Sure, you don’t expect much more than a big dumb monster movie from the Japanese king of lizards, but if Peter Jackson could breathe new life into King Kong, why not Godzilla? Well, what was churned out was a summer movie stinker, as Godzilla plummeted at the box-office after its opening weekend. Looking back on it now after more than ten years in circulation, the movie is even more terrible than I remembered, and it has not aged well.
After several boats are sunk by a massive creature in the Atlantic Ocean, the American military begin tracking its movements to an inevitable arrival in New York City. An expert biologist (Matthew Broderick of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, giving his most horrendous acting performance of his career here), is recruited to offer insight to the creature’s purpose, and he subsequently uncovers that Godzilla is actually pregnant and using the city for nesting. This approach makes Godzilla less of a terrifying, malicious menace that we are used to, and more of a wild animal trying to protect its young. It’s being hunted by a military that are portrayed as absolute morons (something Bay has never done), and a candy-loving mayor who is a clear representation of movie critic Robert Ebert (complete with an aid named Gene).
Clearly capitalizing on the Jurassic Park wave, and trying to top it, Godzilla’s special effects ultimately don’t hold up, especially here on Blu-ray where the flaws are seriously noticeable. There is no doubt that Godzilla’s design here is much better than a classic man-in-a-rubber-suit approach, but you can easily tell that the creature is not really interacting with his environment. The movie also shamelessly borrows ideas and lines from much better popcorn movies like Jaws, and Star Wars. On top of the shoddy acting, is a script by Dean Devlin (Independence Day) that gets more laughable as the film tries to emote real drama, or a sense of romance between Broderick and an ex-girlfriend looking for an opportunity to excel at her journalistic career.
We’ve established that the Blu-ray high definition format definitely hinders the special effects work, but for the most part without the giant headliner the image is pretty good (especially in rain sequences). There is however a few shots where the quality lacks, the movie looks older than it should. The sound is also a conundrum. Sporting what is usually a great mix (DTS-HD Master Audio), the sound comes off unbalanced. The movie is already noisy and frenzied, so the mix throws too much power into the rear speakers and on the front end you lose clarity in voices. The sound mode is still a ripper, and if you have a strong system then keep your volume at a safe, but enjoyable level.
The Blu-ray is packaged with most of the special features that came from Godzilla’s previous DVD release, including a Behind-the-Scenes segment which is really the most insightful piece behind the movie. The only other feature worthy of any sort of value is the VFX Commentary which goes in depth about what it took to make the creature come to life the way Emmerich wanted it to. Beyond that the other feature here are tedious and boring. The Blu-ray exclusive Godzilla Trivia Game makes a huge mistake and sticks only to this movie, and not the creature’s past film lineage (not very “ultimate” if you ask me). The All-Time Best Fight Godzilla Fight Scenes highlights some of that past, but the segment itself is a dud. There is also a 2012 preview that gives you a taste for that movie with one scene involving John Cusack and Woody Harrelson (it looks no different than any other of Emmerich’s movies, so be warned). If you’re looking for those great teaser trailers that were originally marketed for the movie (one actually made it into the movie itself), sadly they didn’t make the upgrade trip from the original DVD.
The big-budget, big-studio version of Godzilla was at the end of the day, nothing more but an exercise in ridiculousness. It was made in almost the same manner of his classic movies, with some glossy CGI inserted to cover the laziness. On Blu-ray high-def the crime is clearer than ever. It’s a shame really, because Godzilla was one of the best monster movie properties ever created, and he was sorely mishandled in the hands of Emmerich. Whenever I see Cloverfield now, I picture that as the Godzilla movie that could have been. And that flick might have done even better with his name on it, had this movie not been spewed out first.
Rating Marks:
Image: B+
Sound: A-
Features: D
Storyline/Interest: C-
Overall Rating: C
Image: 16x9 Anamorphic Widescreen 1.78: 1 aspect ratio, 1080i High Definition
Image: Anamorphic Widescreen
Starring: Katie Featherstone, Micah Sloat, Mark Fredrichs, Amber Armstrong, Randy McDowell, and Tim Piper
Image: 16x9 Widescreen Edition (Aspect ratio – 1.78:1)
Image: 16x9 Widescreen Edition (Aspect ratio – 1.78:1)
Image: 16x9 Widescreen (Aspect Ratio – 1.78:1), 1080p High Definition
Image: 16x9 Widescreen (Aspect Ratio – 1.85:1), 1080p High Definition
Starring: Shartlo Copley (Alive In Joburg)
Image: 16x9 Widescreen, 1080p High Definition